When I was younger, my friends mum, my friend and I went for a walk in the park. There was this old pond and it had really dirty water in it and a lot of duck poo! my friend and I were chasing each other around the pond and I slipped on a rock and went flying into the pond and got completely soaked.
When I got out I smelt like a mixture of old water, duck poo and wee. My friends mum and my friend where laughing their heads off and ww walked home and would not go near me.